Roger the big boss has finally given in and hes going to buy us all minis!!! Well how can you be a proper estate agent these days and not have one?? I guess it counts as a Beemer too but not a very big one.
XXX Fran
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Beemers are for management drones and guys with small cocks who lack imagination to look any further, it's the same ideal held by car drivers of middle management pursuation who think Harleys are the bollox and that buying a matching set of Harley labelled leather chaps will make them more macho.
And a bike is a substitute for having a dick like a matchstick in my experience!!!
Have you asked how high up the thigh they will come and if you get a choice of colours?
Roger the boss ?
Is that a given for your job or just a slip of the tongue
Wasn't Roger the Cabin Boy in Captain Pugwash?
No, he wasn't; it was an urban myth. He was called Tom the Cabin Boy. There were no such characters as Seaman Stains or Master Bates either. 'The Young Guardian' printed a story saying the characters existed without checking the reliability of their source. As a result, the BBC made a decision to never run the show again; they obviously didn't check either. Later the writer of the series sued the 'Young Guardian' who settled out of court and published an apology.
Not a lot of people know that :)
Sorry to be boring on your blog, Franny.
There was definitely a character called Bugger the Bosun in it though.
Will you be trying to get four elephants into it?
Reminds me of that silly joke, how do you circumcise a whale?
Send down four skin-divers!
I think I'm going to keep away from Mary for a bit.
You're batting for the wrong team Fran, Spicer Mc Coll use Beemers for their staff......
this blog is not very good
You can tell that just by the quality of the comments, alone!
Hi Fran fans!!!!
Been busty selling lots of lovely property so haven't had time to blog on recently (geddit!!!!)!!!!!
How are you Justin babe? Still got a brown eye for the gay guy?????
XXX Fran
Not entirely, Fran. My poor old chuffer has been a little distended of late and resembling something akin to the contents of a mince pie.
Not to worry, though, Dr Sam assures me that he has some cream for that!
Obviously you're not fed up with chucking it all over the place nad screeching in your mini, yet!
Nad? I'm starting to sound a bit like Dr. Sam, now (or one of those really expensive stereo systems). I did, of course, mean 'and'!
I used to date a guy who was constantly getting his nads in a twist!!!
Hey, you've not gone 'Marc Bolan' on us, have you Fran?
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