Monday, December 4, 2006

Crap men, crap weekend

The toads were with their dad this weekend so I went on a bit of a crawl with Leese and the gang on Saturday night there are some really crap men in Thanet! One guy who looked like he'd just been released from some kind of hostel thought it would impress me if he spilt my drink all over me and then offer to buy me another. I told him to stick it.

There must be some decent guys out there I just dont seem to go to the same places they do, or maybe they've all been snapped up already?

14 comments:

Frances Oapen said...

Jason in the office has just told me I got a mench in something called Thanet Life apparently the guys some sort of Top Gun or something so maybe there's hope yet!!!!!

Justin Brown said...

You seem to have a lot of chaps buzzing around your blog and sniffing. I happen to know that one in five of them are gay, so I think i'll hang out here for a bit, myself, on the strength of that. In my experience, the ratio is probably more like one in three and when you factor in all the boys that like to do the missus in the wrong 'un, well, there's a little bit of deviance towards homosexuality there too.
I just can't fail, can I?

Frances Oapen said...

Justin I aint no fag hag and besides Ive already queered my pitch with the gay dudes whove whopped my ass over my Eastcliffe faggot comment see comments two posts back.

But hey like I said some of my best friends are gay so feel free to hang out as long as it doesn;t put the striaghts off and anyway youve probably got a nice car can I come for a ride in it some time?

Always in the pink said...

so justin, you admit it is a deviant practise then?

bogeyman said...

I know, let's compromise and stick it in the green. Although I wouldn't advise nasal sex if you've got a head cold.

Justin Brown said...

Well of course it's deviant, you silly billy. The primary purpose of sex is procreation, isn't it?
Not sure what kind of foetus is going to gestate in someones bowel.
If it WERE possible, it might explain a good deal of the inhabitants of Margate.
Have you never done anything solely because it's 'a bit naughty'?
If not, perhaps you'd like to meet up for some broadening of your horizons. And if you're really that bothered about the colour, I've got some pink lippy, which I'm sure will make you feel much more at home.
Usually works!

Frances Oapen said...

How did we get onto this??????

Dane Valley Ted said...

One of the strange things about comments is that they often wander off in ways that sometimes amuse or in this case make you think W.T.F?,you will get used to it!
I like the new pic,got any more because it is really annoying the wife.

Jeremycj said...

Brown. How dare you insult my hometown!

Frannie - suggest, you tell the toads it's time to move on. Try Highgate.

Frances Oapen said...

Highgate where's that? Do you mean Kingsgate?

Frances Oapen said...

And don't call me Frannie its Fran or Frances.

Justin Brown said...

Jacobs (crackers?), I'll bet you're up for a bit of 'Brown Pudding'.
Do you live on your own or do you have a man already?

Lots of love and kisses,

A Bummer Nation XXX

Jeremycj said...

Sorry Fran.

No, Highgate. A tad more expensive than the North Foreland Estate.

Frances Oapen said...

Where's that then near Tunbridge Wells?