So I've done what any woman would do after all that trauma and had a bit of a makeover. Here's another of those photos Dave took of me he's really rather good although most of the time he takes photos of properties for us at the real estate agents. He can make even the shittiest property look like a million bucks but he's not done that with me I hasten to add I'm the real deal!
I also got Leese to show me how to alter a few things on the blog like make it more like my favourite color Ferrari Red! Ive also added some links to people who've commented here just to show Im a good sport and actually I dont give a damn so you can all kiss my ass!!!
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Those legs just seem to have a mind of their own! I think I prefer the one of you on the boat.
Hmm...
Up until now I've been thinking that the photo was a red herring and that you were blogging anonymously. I had my money on you being Michael the hairdresser, Miles from the wine bar or Rob Webster, guv'nor of the Royal. Guess all bets are off - unless you're being particularly cunninng?
If your pic's are the real deal, take care, or you're gonna have half of the Thanet Bloggeratti and their readers stalking the local Estate Agents looking for a photo-fit. There's some odd bods out there so be careful.
Good luck with finding a beemer geezer, although I think you're setting your sight rather low; they're a bit 'common' y'know. With that figure I think you should up your stakes to at least an Aston Martin.
Big up for the advice Mr Rumpleforeskin but this is one lady who can look after herself. There are other nice girls who blog like that piggy lady so us females will stick together unless thats another invite for some pervy comment!
I wouldn't doubt, for one moment, that you couldn't look after yourself - you seem a pretty feisty kind of lass to me.
No your comment about sticking together with miss piggy doesn't tempt a pervy comment, although it has to be said that it made me think of a bacon sandwich. Calling me Rumpleforeskin could though.... If only I weren't Jewish :)
Foreskin?
BTW, I am neither dirty or old. So there.
(Actually, I'm an inbetweenie - that's too old to be a toy-boy and far too young to be a dirty ol' man)
You are linked on BOTH of my Blogs.
Actially JJ you've been quite gentlemanly and if you had a couple of seafront propereties I might be tempted but you live in Brixton dont you?
Mr Crumpleforeskin thanks again but perhaps a bit TMI to know that your Mars bars already unwrapped!
Darling, Brixton is London SW2. I'm N2.
Just think The Bishop's Avenue.
JJ
Bishop's Avenue?
I seem to remember that it used to be called Choirboy's Passage
God will fill you with love. Well, one of his representatives, at least!
Ooops, I tripped over my own keyboard there.
I bet you can't get a Bishop's Finger up the Bishop's Avenue.
Bishop Finger!!!!! A good ale also known in Shepherd & Neame houses as a Nun's Delight.
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