Thursday, November 30, 2006

Stalked by some freak

What's going on some sad freak calling himself Eastcliffe Richard says we're engaged. All I know is that he's been on my blog a few times and we emailed each other and now he says we're getting married. I haven't even met the little prick all I was interested in was maybe going out for dinner and a drive in his Audi. For all I know he's a faggot.

What is it with these nerdy blogger types they think they can write anything? I just hope nobody I know sees it and if I find out who he is I'm going to tear him a new A hole.

24 comments:

Eastcliff Richard said...

Sorry Fran. Please accept my fulsome apologies, I think I may have gone off half cock.

Would you care to join me in a light supper to chew things over? I've got a very nice vintage Dom chilling in the fridge.

Frances Oapen said...

Chew on your own cold condom eastcliff dickhead!

Dane Valley Ted said...

The hair-perfect
The face-gorgeous
The breasts-pert
The legs-lovely
But the gob on it
well i am surprised!!!!!

Frances Oapen said...

Well what do you expect Mr Ted? Some Joe Blow who thinks he's a millionnaire thinks he can just go saying he's got engaged to anyone who takes his fancy?

Clearly he doesnl;t know how to treat a lady. Now on the other hand if someone was to be nice to me you never know how nice I could be back!

Anonymous said...

Violets are blue
Roses are red
He fancies a shag
Does Dane Valley Ted

Dane Valley Ted said...

If I was wrapped up in your arms,
I would feel safer than before.
If I could stare into my eyes,
its a feeling I would not ignore.
I know this is just a game,
but what I feel for you,
I never felt with anyone else.
If i could be close to you,
I would be filled with happiness.
You're what I've been looking for my whole life.
You're someone I could share my love with,
you could take away my pain.
Words cannot express how much I love you.
But, even after this short amount of time,
I hope you realize that my love for you is real.
I'm not after you to play games,
and I hope you feel the same.
With you, is where I want to be
because I found someone who looks just perfect to me.
IF you give me just one reason in the world
to believe that you won't hurt me
And that you ever lost me,
You would not know what to do.
You probably think I am crazy,
but truthfully I'm not.
It's time we were together,
But alas that cannot be
But all I see in this whole world,
is only you and me.

Frances Oapen said...

Whoa now I AM freaked out!

Dane Valley Ted said...

How's that for being nice?

Frances Oapen said...

Yeh I guess just a bit full on. Have you got a Beemer Ted?

Dane Valley Ted said...

No car at the moment i'm afraid.
But you know what they say about cars.

The bigger the car,the smaller the dick.
The faster the car,the bigger the prick.

Anonymous said...

BITCH

Frances Oapen said...

Bitch isn't very nice is it I don't thinbk I deserve that Im only trying to find a honey with a Beemer and although Mr Ted doesn't posess one Im sure he's got something to recommend him like a seafront property or a couple of pubs.

Lucy Mail said...

Well you can't say that I didn't warn you about these people, Francis.
One glimpse of a tasty bit of horney flesh (whether you have a bit of a problem standing up straight, or not) and all of a sudden they're typing with eleven fingers.
That's why I have to use the Miss Piggy pic. Works on most of them with the exception of Ted, of course!

Jeremycj said...

Bitch is VERY nice.


Babe

In

Total

Control

Of

Herself



Well, wodya fink of dat?


Both you and Eastcliffe R. would be most welcome at the Waffle Club on December 14th

Anonymous said...

If "faggot" is the word you use to describe gay men, then you are clearly just an ill-informed mouthy slut - which is what your pictures suggest anyway.

Landman said...

I'd have to call into question your professional real estate abilities if you go around describing gay men as 'faggots'

Frances Oapen said...

Listen gays I mean guys I got nothing against you some of my best friends are queens and most of them are too busy being up someone elses ass to be so far up their own they object to quaint terms like faggot. Jeez, get a life!

Landman said...

You seriously lack any intelligence. Wrongly you assume I'm gay because I happen to find your description ('faggots') of homosexual men offence, doubtless veering on illegal. I seriously doubt you have any gay friends if you call them faggots and queens. Sounds you lack a life.

Frances Oapen said...

Whatever

Anonymous said...

Where do you work, Ms Oapen, because I would very much like to make a complaint to your employers.

Frances Oapen said...

yeah yeah

Justin Brown said...

I quite like the term 'faggot', myself. Makes me sound Brainy and meaty, which I am anyway!
And I'd be willing to bet my willy that either landman or anonymous, given the right circumstances (ie me, a small enclosure and a jar of Pond's cream), could come up with some pretty choice names for irons, themselves!

Anonymous said...

"Gay men" will do nicely.

Justin Brown said...

I think they do nicely, too!