Stalked by some freak

What's going on some sad freak calling himself Eastcliffe Richard says we're engaged. All I know is that he's been on my blog a few times and we emailed each other and now he says we're getting married. I haven't even met the little prick all I was interested in was maybe going out for dinner and a drive in his Audi. For all I know he's a faggot.

What is it with these nerdy blogger types they think they can write anything? I just hope nobody I know sees it and if I find out who he is I'm going to tear him a new A hole.

Decisions decisions

I'm all confused what should I do. I've had an offer from one of our local millionnaires but there are strings attached. He seems alright but you don't know until you meet them do you, could turn out to be a pig like all the others. I'll call my mum tonight and see what she says, she's always got good advice on affairs of the heart... she's had enough of them!

All Men Are Pigs!

Last night was a complete washout, I don't regard a couple of drinks in the Belgian bar followed by a visit to Peters fish factory as being wined and dined, so I told him to forget the 69 bit.

And he turned up in his Poojoe again I don't think it is his mum's I don't think he's got a Beemer at all. I made up some BS about having to get back for the babysitter and jumped in a cab. Swine. There must be some decent guys out there surely, and some of them must drive Mercs!!!!!

Tonight's the night!!!!

Tonight I'm going to meet that guy I met in Chruchills on Friday I'm very excited! I'm bunking off work to get my hair done later, a few blonde highlights should do the trick.

He said he'd pick me up from my place about 7.30 and then we'd go on to a restaurant for a meal. Hope he's got the Beemer with him tonight othewise he can forget about any afters but I'm packing a Femidom just in case.

I think I'm in Love!!!!

So me and Leese and some of the other girls ended up in Chruchills on Friday night and guess what??? I got chatting to this hunk of spunk who said he owns one of those mansions on the cliff top and has wads of money and a 5 Series Beemer!

We had a bit of a pash, tongues only I'm not the sort of girl to do the full monty on the first date you understand and we arranged to meet again next week as he got into his N reg 205 (he's borrowing his mum's car while his Beemer's in for a service).

Fab or what?!?

TGIF

Thank god it's Friday I always look forward to the weekend. I've got tomorrow off but on Sunday I'm doing viewings. I've got a babysitter for tonight so I'll be doing the usual crawl of all the hotspots with the girls, I think we're going to start at Churchills or maybe end up there I'll have to check with Lisa.

Toad 1 and Toad 2 are almost old enough to look after themsleves and they get a bit annoyed these days when Sharon comes round to look after them. I think Toad 1 has secretly got a crush on her because he goes red whenever he sees her.

Yummy Mummy

It's a bit quiet here in the office today. I'm so excited though because I've had my first comment on my blog, and I've been to a couple of other blogs and left comments too.

I don't mind it here in the office as I get quite a lot of attention from the 20-something lads who make comments about yummy mummies and women in their dirty thirties although I prefer older men really, preferably with lots of money and of course a Beemer or a Merc. And if he's a property investor looking to market his 5 bed Victorian I'm always more than happy to handle him, especially if he's got a large extension if you know what I mean (what AM I like!!!!)

Extra Bit

I forgot to mention, I work in as a negotiator in an estate agents on the island. I'm not allowed to tell you which one as there are all sorts of rules and regulations about that sort of thing these days, but we're doing pretty well.

And the most important thing - I'm single and looking! So if there are any honeys out there who are looking for a nice double-fronted in Ramsgate, or even a two up, two down, let me know!

Hi!

I'm new to blogging, but lots of people tell me it's quite easy really, so here goes.

My name is Frances Oapen, but my friends call me Fran. I live in Ramsgate in Kent. I'm thirty-hum-ti-tum years old, and the single mother of two - Toad 1 and Toad 2. My absolute fave colour is red, as you can see in this pic my photographer friend Dave took a couple of years ago.

That's about it really. Look forward to hearing from you all!!!