Wednesday, November 22, 2006

All Men Are Pigs!

Last night was a complete washout, I don't regard a couple of drinks in the Belgian bar followed by a visit to Peters fish factory as being wined and dined, so I told him to forget the 69 bit.

And he turned up in his Poojoe again I don't think it is his mum's I don't think he's got a Beemer at all. I made up some BS about having to get back for the babysitter and jumped in a cab. Swine. There must be some decent guys out there surely, and some of them must drive Mercs!!!!!

9 comments:

Lucy Mail said...

You need to get yourself off to Der Farterland and find yourself a taxi driver, luvie. All of them drive Mercs.

Eastcliff Richard said...

I've got an Audi! And I suppose the Smart Car could be considered a Merc, it's built by them. Strikes me you're after something more substantial, though, Fran old dear.

Frances Oapen said...

Not a TT?? I love those! And Smart cars are quite fabby really who says size matters well not in everything! And your a millionnaire? And your not gay?

Eastcliff Richard said...

I say Fran old gal, maybe we could come to some arrangement? What's your email address? Or if you don't want to publicise it, email me: eastcliffrichard@yahoo.co.uk

Jeremycj said...

Richard, I don't think you should chase after Franny. She's clearly far too superficial for the likes of you. Great looking bird with great legs and all that but....................

(I blame the American background - all they care about is money, money, money)

lol

The Angina Monologues said...

Go for it Eastcliff, what have you got to lose? Oh yes, your dignity, half your fortune, respect of your peers (on second thoughts forget that last one).

Lucy Mail said...

I feel sorry for poor old Jermy. Shunned by the woman in red, usurped by the influence of money and a tad on the minging side, to boot.
Try keeping your mouth closed when you smile, dearie. Maybe when you talk, too.
And if all else fails, endeavour to keep your hands in your pockets while you type.
Incorporation of those handy tips into your daily routine will almost certainly ensure that you get along with people much better.

Jeremycj said...

minging, moi. Don't think so. Listen, just tagged you about something.

(Understand the weather wasa little rough todat in the Kent coast)

Anonymous said...

Why do you think it acceptable to state "All men are Pigs" ?